Let's make a long story short. I bought a stolen laptop on Ebay. I didn't know it was stolen, but I found out pretty quickly after I received it. It wasn't hard to do, as the owner's iChat logged in automatically. I quickly got ahold of his brother and got contact information for the owner. I (luckily) got my money back from the thief and returned the laptop to the owner. The thief was arrested and he confessed. Now I've been ordered to testify at his criminal trial in a few weeks.